• “I build site for you”

    “I do good job” and blah blah blah blah blah…….

    OK, I could bore you about WHY having me build your site would be the best thing in the world.

    I could tell you that women would faint, men would cry and babies would be named after you if you hired my company to build your site (which would and HAS TOTALLY happened).

    I’d then go on to say “we do a good job.” And “satisfaction is guaranteed” and a bunch of other marketing crap that we all think we some how HAVE to say.

    OR you can contact me and we can have a FUN and INTERESTING conversation about YOUR business and your needs about a website.

    I know I would do an Excellent ( I mean FANTASTIC) job in building your site, but you don’t know that.

    So instead, have a 5 minute conversation with me about your site, your needs, and who would best fit your project.

    With the phone call, I promise 2 things.

    1. It WILL be a 5 minute conversation. So it won’t risk a huge amount of time.

    2. I will tell you at least 1 KILLER joke. So you will at LEAST get a laugh out of it.

    Thus, you don’t lose!

    So give me a call NOW!


    You dial my phone number. I’ll pick up. I’ll tell you my KILLER joke and then we’ll discuss your site.

    Sound good?

    Ok, then take out your phone right now.

    DIAL 248.408.3027.

    LET’S DO THIS!!!!